Horror Movie Watch List (2017)

The Warped Corners Horror Movie Watch List 2017…


At the beginning of the year I promised myself I would make time to watch more movies, specifically, horror movies.

It’s halfway through March and I’m up to 55 horror related movies. That’s not bad going considering, I do have a full-time job…

RW = Rewatch (Looking at the list I’m guilty of quite a few re-watched)

  1. The Silenced
  2. Final Girls
  3. Prometheus (RW)
  4. The Craft (RW)
  5. Night of the Wolf: Late Phases
  6. The Invitation
  7. Friday 13th Part 5 (RW)
  8. The Wolfman (RW)
  9. Sorority Row (RW)
  10. The Burbs (RW)
  11. Jessabelle
  12. Freddy’s Dead The Final Nightmare (RW)
  13. Scream (RW)
  14. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: Dream Child (RW)
  15. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream (RW)
  16. The People Under the Stairs (RW)
  17. The Calling
  18. The Conjouring 2
  19. Pandorum
  20. Insidious (RW)
  21. The Conjouring (RW)
  22. Annabelle
  23. The Exorcist (RW)
  24. The Lost Boys (RW)
  25. Wes Cravens New Nightmare (RW)
  26. Curse of Chucky
  27. Scream 2 (RW)
  28. Scream 3 (RW)
  29. Scream 4 (RW)
  30. The Green Inferno
  31. Squirm (RW)
  32. My Soul to Take
  33. Red Lights (RW)
  34. 100 Feet
  35. The Witch
  36. Sinister
  37. Sinister 2
  38. The Last House on the Left (RW)
  39. Lights Out
  40. The Last Exorcism
  41. Orphan
  42. A Christmas Horror Story
  43. I Still Know What you Did Last Summer (RW)
  44. Sleepwalkers (RW)
  45. Never Sleep Again (Documentary)
  46. I Am Nancy (Documentary)
  47. Halloween IV (RW)
  48. The Glass House (RW)
  49. The Hauting in Connecticut
  50. The Hauting in Connecticuit 2
  51. .REC (RW)
  52. Cry Wolf (RW)
  53. I Am not a Serial Killer
  54. Psycho (RW)
  55. Ouija: Origin of Evil

The People Under the Stairs

Two adults and a juvenile burglar break into a house occupied by a brother and sister and their stolen children and become trapped – IMdB

Written and directed by the late-great Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), and released in 1991, The People Under the Stairs is a horror-comedy classic that holds a dear place in my heart. It is so treasured I still own the VHS…

The hero of the piece is a young boy called Fool (Brandon Adams) who is forced to participate in the robbery of a local landlord to save his family from eviction and get his sick mother the operation she desperately needs.

Ving Rhames, Brandon Adams & Jeremy Roberts

Aided by the local thugs, Leroy (Ving Rhames) and Spenser (Jeremy Roberts) Fool attempts to infiltrate the house and abscond with the landlords gold coin collection.

From the ‘get-go’ you know things aren’t going to go accordingly to plan, and it’s not long before Fool finds himself trapped in the house being hunted by a gimped-up landlord with a shotgun, his highly strung sister and a Rottweiler named Prince…

Not that Prince…

The robbery gone wrong soon turns into a rescue mission when Fools meets Alice (a young girl who is being kept against her will), and the strange boys under the stairs…

For me this movie represents a perfect balance of horror and comedy, only resorting to Home Alone styled slapstick on a couple of occasions.

Despite being a comedy the film isn’t stingy on showing a bit of blood and gore. One of the scenes that got to me most as a child was the mother slides Alice across a pool of blood, forcing her to scrub up the mess and then promptly plunges her into a scalding bath.

The casting is also pretty spot on, the two villains (Everette McGill and Wendy Robie) seem to play their parts with glee, managing to come off both sinister and comical.

Everette McGill & Wendy Robie

The other supporting adults more than hold their own with Ving Rhames putting in a memorable performance as one of the hapless thugs, who may or may not have a job lined-up as one of Donald Trumps cabinet.


The casting really shines with the child actors, Brandon Adams and A.J Langer. Adams is perfectly cast as Fool, the plucky kid with a heart of gold who just wants to do right by his family, while Langer plays the downtrodden, timid daughter well.

Some of you may recognise Langer from her stint on the short lived TV show My So Called Life, where she played Angela Chase’s free spirited best friend, Rayanne Graff.

A.J Langer as Alice & Rayanne Graff

All in all I would give this movie a warped rating of 8/10. It’s fun, easy to watch, and has a great cast.

Also if you were lucky enough to watch this as a kid it will also bring bucket loads of nostalgia when giving it a re-watch.

Warped Corners rating 8/10

Buy on Amazon

Freddy’s Dead…

Sorority Row…

Not everyone can rock a white suit…

If you’re Sam…

I guess that headache is the least of her worries…

Films I will probably never watch…

There are certain films in life that people regard as ‘must see’. They will gasp in horror when you casually mention that you have never seen the likes of Avatar or Braveheart.

Here is a list of films that I have not seen, and due to my inherent stubbornness probably never will…

  1. Avatar
  2. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  3. The Hobbit
  4. Les Miserables
  5. Braveheart
  6. Apocalypto
  7. Moulin Rouge
  8. The Passion of the Christ
  9. The Wizard of Oz
  10. The Sound of Music
  11. Its a Wonderfull Life
  12. Star Trek
  13. Casino Royal (all Bond films)
  14. La La Land

Avatar

The James Cameron powerhouse about blue people sent every man and his dog dashing to the nearest imax. With a bum tingling runtime of over 3 hours, not even the inclusion of Sigourney Weaver in the cast could convince me to give this a whirl.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy & The Hobbit

Embarrassingly enough I have never read the books, which is probably why I never got around to watching the films.

Braveheart etc.

Despite growing up on a healthy diet of Mel Gibson films (Lethal Weapon, Mad Max) this film has somehow passed me by. Due to Gibson’s recent antics (and reports of an happarently dodgy scottish accent) give me enough cause to give this movie a permanent miss, along with everything else he’s directed…

Les Miserables, Moulin Rouge, The Sound of Music, The Wizard of Oz…

…and pretty much any other musical under the sun. I can’t do musicals, I just can’t. The closest I’ve gotten to watching a musical and actually enjoying it was Josie and the Pussy Cats…

So what films are on your never list? Would you rather stick pins in your eyes rather than watch Titanic? Let me know in the comments below.

Fuck you monday, fuck you…

Paddle your own canoe…