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Horror Movie Watch List (2017)

IMG_1644The Warped Corners Horror Movie Watch List 2017…

At the beginning of the year, I promised myself I would make time to watch more movies, specifically, horror movies.

It’s halfway through March, and I’m up to 60 horror related movies. That’s not bad going considering, I do have a full-time job…

RW = Rewatch (Looking at the list I’m guilty of quite a few re-watched)

  1. The Silenced
  2. Final Girls
  3. Prometheus (RW)
  4. The Craft (RW)
  5. Night of the Wolf: Late Phases
  6. The Invitation
  7. Friday 13th Part 5 (RW)
  8. The Wolfman (RW)
  9. Sorority Row (RW)
  10. The Burbs (RW)
  11. Jessabelle
  12. Freddy’s Dead The Final Nightmare (RW)
  13. Scream (RW)
  14. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: Dream Child (RW)
  15. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream (RW)
  16. The People Under the Stairs (RW)
  17. The Calling
  18. The Conjuring 2
  19. Pandorum
  20. Insidious (RW)
  21. The Conjuring (RW)
  22. Annabelle
  23. The Exorcist (RW)
  24. The Lost Boys (RW)
  25. Wes Cravens New Nightmare (RW)
  26. Curse of Chucky
  27. Scream 2 (RW)
  28. Scream 3 (RW)
  29. Scream 4 (RW)
  30. The Green Inferno
  31. Squirm (RW)
  32. My Soul to Take
  33. Red Lights (RW)
  34. 100 Feet
  35. The Witch
  36. Sinister
  37. Sinister 2
  38. The Last House on the Left (RW)
  39. Lights Out
  40. The Last Exorcism
  41. Orphan
  42. A Christmas Horror Story
  43. I Still Know What you Did Last Summer (RW)
  44. Sleepwalkers (RW)
  45. Never Sleep Again (Documentary)
  46. I Am Nancy (Documentary)
  47. Halloween IV (RW)
  48. The Glass House (RW)
  49. The Haunting in Connecticut
  50. The Haunting in Connecticuit 2
  51. .REC (RW)
  52. Cry Wolf (RW)
  53. I Am Not a Serial Killer
  54. Psycho (RW)
  55. Ouija: Origin of Evil
  56. Demonic
  57. Would You Rather
  58. Let Us Prey
  59. The Wailing
  60. Oculus

Films I will probably never watch…

There are certain films in life that people regard as ‘must see’. They will gasp in horror when you casually mention that you have never seen the likes of Avatar or Braveheart.

Here is a list of films that I have not seen, and due to my inherent stubbornness probably never will…

  1. Avatar
  2. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  3. The Hobbit
  4. Les Miserables
  5. Braveheart
  6. Apocalypto
  7. Moulin Rouge
  8. The Passion of the Christ
  9. The Wizard of Oz
  10. The Sound of Music
  11. It’s a Wonderfull Life
  12. Star Trek
  13. Casino Royal (all Bond films)
  14. La La Land

Avatar

The James Cameron powerhouse about blue people sent every man and his dog dashing to the nearest IMAX. With a bum tingling runtime of over 3 hours, not even the inclusion of Sigourney Weaver in the cast could convince me to give this a whirl.

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The Lord of the Rings Trilogy & The Hobbit

Embarrassingly enough I have never read the books, which is probably why I never got around to watching the films.

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Braveheart etc.

Despite growing up on a healthy diet of Mel Gibson films (Lethal Weapon, Mad Max), this film has somehow passed me by. Due to Gibson’s recent antics (and reports of an apparently dodgy Scottish accent) give me enough cause to give this movie a permanent miss, along with everything else directed by Gibson.

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Les Miserables, Moulin Rouge, The Sound of Music, The Wizard of Oz…

…and pretty much any other musical under the sun. I can’t do musicals; I just can’t. The closest I’ve gotten to watching a musical and enjoying it was Josie and the Pussy Cats.

So what films are on your never list? Would you rather stick pins in your eyes rather than watch Titanic? Let me know in the comments below.